What are THESE?!!

For those of us who spent all of our teens and part of our twenties wondering when our “ladies” were finally going to come in, I have some news! Get Pregnant! Holy Toledo! I went from, Yay, I finally fill out a shirt more than a 12 year old… to What the Heck are These?!! Needless to say, all of that gorgeous lingerie that you all bought me just 8 months ago will have to be put aside for a while… these “mamas” are NOT gonna fit in ANY of it! Thankfully I have 1 bra left that fits to hold me over until I can get re-sized…though from what I’m seeing, they just keep growing so I’m not sure if I should bother yet?!

Thankfully, I have a sleeping bra that makes the nights bearable…who would’ve thought that such a token of womanhood would be so darn painful! And what a shame as my poor husband thinks they are just marvelous in all of their new found glory…but they have been relegated to the “Look, but Do Not Touch” list lol! :)


So my latest past time has been looking up funny maternity t-shirts…I give you my personal favorites for consideration so far…

“I Can Grow People. What’s Your Superpower?”

“It’s Not Over Till The Fat Lady Screams”

“Yes, I'm pregnant again, yes, we know what causes it!” <- for those who are a 2nd, 3rd, or more :

“Yeah, like "OMG, you are HUGE!" is an appropriate thing to say to a pregnant woman.”

“If those are my relatives I hear out there, I’m not coming out!”

And my all time favorite (for now)... “All I wanted was a BACKRUB!”

Well time to go back to Baby Yoga, I'm sure I'll have something to say about that tomorrow! : P